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January 9, 2007

Ten things losers do on MySpace

My MySpace friend Rosie sent me this rant, which I thought very apt and quite funny. She said I could republish it, in fact requested that it be repubished, so here it is:

TEN THINGS LOSERS DO ON MY SPACE!!!!

ONE

There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. It does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"

NO, it doesnt.

TWO

To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE

Quit crying b/c you're not on someone's top 8. who cares?

ITS MYSPACE!!!

SIX

Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up!!!

SEVEN

Little 6th grader girls who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

And Parents, quit blaming myspace for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before MySpace, and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it!

EIGHT

If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE

I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING DUMB!!

Posted by Hughie at January 9, 2007 12:02 PM
Comments

Its funny cos its true..

I wanna know who wrote it ???

Posted by: Mandy at April 6, 2008 10:27 AM

lolololololololololololololololololololol i luv it so funny nd true

Posted by: katelynn at February 20, 2009 9:05 AM

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